About Me

Welcome to my Blog!

I'm just a normal guy, who got sick of feeling and dressing sloppy. This is my journey to become eye candy.

I've never branched out from a bar of soap and cheap shampoo. I've never been able to wear cologne or body spray due to family allergies to the scents. I've only worn polos to weddings and suits to funerals.
If we go on a date my wife dresses me.

And that crap has to change.

I'm taking control of my closet, one outfit at a time. I'm also making fun of all you female fashion bloggers in the process, while admiring how you make those weird-ass poses look good.

Enjoy the journey, and don't forget to check out the "Contact Me" page if you ever want to chat, laugh, or stalk each other.

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